Pappu: Aaj Madam Ne Ek Sawal Puchha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Hi Pata Tha! Santa: Mera Pyara Beta Kya Sawal Tha? Pappu: Sawal Tha! Is Blackboard Ke Paas Susu Kisne Kiya Hai?
Pappu: Papa Aapko Pata Hai Meri Madam Kitni Sundar Hai! Santa: Beta Madam 'Maa' Ke Barabar Hoti Hai! Pappu: Aap To Hamesha Apne Hi Chakkar Men Rahate Ho!
Pappu: Papa Ghar Men Mehmaan Aa Hain Aur Sharbat Banane Ke Liye Nimbu Nahin Hai Ab Kya Karu? Santa: Abe Darta Kyon Hai? Naye Vim Bar Men 100 Nimbu Ki Shakti Hai Daal De 2 Buad!
Pappu: Papa Aap Engineer Kaise Bane? Santa: Uske Liye Bahut Dimag Ki Jarurat Padti Hai Pappu: Isiliye To Puch Raha Hu Kyonki Mujhe Samajh Nahin A Raha Hai Ki Aap Kaise Engineer Bane?
Pappu: Papa Ye Sadhu Sadhu Ka Kya Rishta Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Jab Do Anjan Aadmi Ek Hi Kampani Dvara Thage Jaate Hain To Vo Aapas Men Sadhu Kahlate Hain
Jito Pappu Ko Peet Rahi Thi Santa: Kyon Peet Rahi Ho Pappu Ko? Jito: Skool Men Janmashtami Ke Upalaksh Men 'Radha' Vishay Par Nibandh Likhne Ko Kaha Gaya Tha Santa: To Fir? Jito: Kambakht Ne 'Radhe Maa' Par Nibandh Likh Dala